The Joker Uses A #2 Pencil, Mike Myers Flops And More Of Our Favorite Summer Movie Moments

Five superhero movies, four-spot animated films, three $300 million blockbusters, two Brendan Fraser movies and 1 partridge in a pear tree by and by, summer 2008 is finally winding down.

What was the best of the summertime season? Forget rankings or official lists � we decided instead to handwriting out a whole slip of crazy awards to our favourite moments, performances and movies from the past deuce-ace months.

Summer's Biggest Hero, Inanimate Object Division

The refrigerator. Not only does a fridge shield Indiana Jones from a nuclear blast, thereby saving his life, but a electric refrigerator also protects a plant in "Wall-E," signaling to humans that the planet is ready for mankind's return.

Summer's Biggest Villain, Inanimate Object Division

The pencil. Used by the Joker in "The Dark Knight" for his "thaumaturgy trick," and by an extra to commit felo-de-se in "The Happening," the writing utensil has more than confirmed kills than "Hulk" villain Emil Blonsky and "Iron Man" villain Obadiah Stane combined.

Best Performance, Comedy
James Franco, for his stoner-turned-action-hero Saul in "Pineapple Express."

Best Robert Downey Jr.-Assisted Cameo, "Tropic Thunder" Division

In a movie chock full of cameos, Tobey Maguire gets the biggest laughs aboard Robert Downey Jr.'s Kirk Lazarus as a gay medieval monk in a trailer for the postiche movie "Satan's Alley."

Best Robert Downey Jr.-Assisted Cameo, Non-"Tropic Thunder" Division

Robert Downey Jr. as Tony Stark at the ending of "The Incredible Hulk." This scene (which film director Louis Leterrier called "the first scene of 'The Avengers' ") likewise doubles as the best setup in recent memory.

Most Inexplicable Trend

Sending animals to space in animated movies, seen twice within a month with the releases of "Space Chimps" and "Fly Me to the Moon."

Idea That You Thought Was Going to Be Lame, But Turned Out to Be Awesome

The Joker explaining his backstory in "The Dark Knight."

Idea That You Thought Was Going to Be Awesome, But Turned Out to Be Lame
Karen Allen returning as Marion Ravenwood in "Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull."

The "I Bet You Didn't Know I Was a Box-Office Record Breaker" Award
"Mamma Mia," which will shortly surpass "Grease" as the highest grossing musical in history.

Most Intentionally Funny Cultural Stereotype
John Turturro's deliciously extraordinary performance as Palestinian terrorist the Phantom in "You Don't Mess With the Zohan."

Most Unintentionally Funny Cultural Stereotype

The ambiguously gay Hutt, Ziro, in "Star Wars: The Clone Wars."

Best Dismissive Attitude Toward a Character's History

Agent Scully, whose child is done away with in one line of dialogue from "The X-Files: I Want to Believe."

Biggest Fall for a 2007 Oscar Nominee in the Category of Best Supporting Actor (Runner Up)
Mark Wahlberg, for talk to a plant, realizing he's talking to a plant, and then continuing to talk to a plant in "The Happening."

Biggest Fall for a 2007 Oscar Nominee in the Category of Best Supporting Actor
Eddie Murphy, for all of "Meet Dave."

Best Two Minutes of the Summer

A drunken Hellboy joining a heartbroken Abe Sapien to sing Barry Manilow's "Can't Smile Without You" in "Hellboy II: The Golden Army."

Worst Two Minutes of the Summer

Mutt Williams (Shia LaBeouf) vacillation through the jungle like Tarzan in "Indiana Jones."

Most Human Romance

The love between Wall-E and Eve � two robots � in "Wall-E."

Funniest Quote of the Summer
Seth Rogen's Dale, around a peculiarly pungent batch of weed: "It smells like God's vagina" from "Pineapple Express."

Most Unexpected, But Much Welcome, Comeback
Woody Allen, who is receiving strong reviews and even Oscar talk for "Vicky Cristina Barcelona," his first really great flick in years.

Most Unexpected, But Much Welcome, Failure
Mike Myers, who had a massive misfire with "The Love Guru."

Best Movie Not Yet Mentioned
"Kung Fu Panda"

The Poochiest, Most Unnecessary Character Added to an Already Beloved Franchise For No Sane Reason Other Than to Appeal to Younger Viewers Only to be Universally Hated � Bronze Medal
Jennifer Hudson's character, Louise, in "Sex and the City."

The Poochiest, Most Unnecessary Character Added to an Already Beloved Franchise For No Sane Reason Other Than to Appeal to Younger Viewers Only to be Universally Hated � Silver Medal

Shia LaBeouf's character, Mutt Williams, in "Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull."

The Poochiest, Most Unnecessary Character Added to an Already Beloved Franchise For No Sane Reason Other Than to Appeal to Younger Viewers Only to be Universally Hated Award � Gold Medal

Ahsoka Tana, Anakin Skywalker's spunky Padawan learner in "Star Wars: The Clone Wars."

Best Performance, Drama
Heath Ledger, for his definitive portrayal of the Joker in "The Dark Knight."

The "I Guess I Picked the Wrong Week to Quit Acid" Award
"Speed Racer," which assaulted the senses with video game visuals, speedy cuts, cartoon colors and clunky dialogue.

The Most Unnecessary Romantic Subplot (Runner Up)

The non-canonical relationship between Prince Caspian and Susie in "The Chronicles of Narnia: Prince Caspian."

The Most Unnecessary Romantic Subplot
Charlize Theron and Will Smith in "Hancock," who are revealed to be ancient, immortal lovers.

Best Superhero Beatdown

When Iron Man, using his suit for the first time, raids a terrorist camp, killing several shooters with his computerized targeting system before leaving the last unitary for the villagers to take forethought of themselves.

Best Movie Nobody Saw
"Man on Wire," a documentary about tightrope walker Philippe Petit's high-wire routine performed between the Twin Towers.

Best Movie Everybody Saw

"The Dark Knight"

Best Movie Some People Saw, Brendan Fraser Division
"The Mummy: Tomb of the Dragon Emperor," slightly above "Journey to the Center of the Earth."

Agree or disagree with our choices? Got some of your possess? Sound off below.

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Rolling Stone magazine shrinking

Rolling Stone magazine volition be promulgated in a smaller, standard-sized format start with its Oct. 30 issue, according to Mediaweek.

Rolling Stone editor in chief Jann Wenner reportedly said the new size will be an elegant and classifiable design, chronic the magazine's 40-year organic evolution with the times. And Wenner Media chief marketing officer told Mediaweek the reformatted trim size will afford advertisers even more than opportunities to reach a large audience of edward Young readers.

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Over the years, Wenner has tested smaller trim sizes, which reportedly evoked negative reactions from ad buyers. In 2001, buyers said a conventional-looking Rolling Stone would lose its distinctiveness with advertisers.

The magazine reportedly well-tried a smaller version of the July 10-24 double issue with subscribers, advertisers and newsstand operators. Apparently, the subsequent survey of reactions warranted a permanent move to the standard 8 x 10 7/8 format.

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Angie Stone

   
Artist: Angie Stone

   Genre(s): 
R&B: Soul
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 The Art of Love and War

   Year: 2007   
Tracks: 14


   
 Stone Love

   Year: 2004   
Tracks: 17


   
 Mahogany Soul

   Year: 2001   
Tracks: 18


   
 Black Diamond

   Year: 1999   
Tracks: 15


   
 Pure Session

   Year:    
Tracks: 17

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A isaac Bashevis Singer, a self-taught keyboardist, and a fertile songwriter, Angie Stone's showtime claim to renown was being the lead vocalizer on Vertical Hold's smooth urban saltation track "Seems You're Much Too Busy." An R&B Top 40 hit during the summer of 1993, it finally lED to a solo career, and her debut album Black Diamond was issued in 1999 by Arista. In sise years, Stone had unquestionably gained an old school, autobiographical vibe, exemplified by her come to lay "No More Rain (In This Cloud)," which has samples from Gladys Knight and the Pips' "Neither One of Us (Wants to Be the First to Say Goodbye)." Contributors included Lenny Kravitz and late Tribe Called Quest phallus Ali Shaheed Muhammad as producers, and Stone's ex-boyfriend D'Angelo as a vocal guest on "Everyday."


Stone, a native of Columbia, SC, began vocalizing gospel music at a thomas Young years at First Nazareth Baptist Church. Her beginner, a member of a local gospel foursome, would take his only small fry to see performances by gospel singing artists such as the Singing Angels and the Gospel Keynotes. During her youth, she wrote poetry, played sports, and, after high school graduation, was offered college basketball scholarships. While working cul jobs, Stone began saving money to record her own demos at a local studio called PAW. She united Gwendolyn Chisolm and Cheryl Cook in the rap trio the Sequence, wHO recorded hits for Joe and Sylvia Robinson's Sugarhill label -- "Funk You Up," a remaking of Parliament's hit "Tear the Roof Off the Sucker" called "Funky Sound (Tear the Roof Off)," and "I Don't Need Your Love (Piece One)." Soon later, Stone was working with futuristic rappers Mantronix and rocker Lenny Kravitz and formed the neo-soul trio Vertical Hold, wHO showtime charted with the Criminal single "Summer." Besides "Seems You're Much Too Busy," the group's self-titled A&M record album spawned another charting exclusive, "ASAP." She affected to J-Records in 2001 for her second record, Mahogany Soul, and the record loony the Top 40 thanks to the pop/R&B hit "Brotha." Three years later, her third track record Stone Love became her biggest hit, with a number 14 placing. In 2004, Stone Love was issued, followed by a live recording of her superlative hits in





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Lucy in Space with Diamonds

   
Artist: Lucy in Space with Diamonds

   Genre(s): 
Trance: Psychedelic
   

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Discography:


   
 Emerald City

   Year: 2003   
Tracks: 11

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Lene

   
Artist: Lene

   Genre(s): 
Dance: Pop
   

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Discography:


   
 Play With Me

   Year: 2003   
Tracks: 12

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It's Hard Out Here For a Chimp

It is one of the greatest injustices ever perpetrated in Hollywood -- Cheeta the chimp is not on the Walk of Fame.

The legendary 76-year-old star (yes, 76) of "Bedtime for Bonzo" and "Tarzan" is on a one mammal mission to get his name on a star on Hollywood Blvd. Not only does he have his own website, the artistic simian is coordinating an online petition to get him on the Walk, publishing a book, putting a single on iTunes and starring in a new movie!

Kermit, Lassie and Godzilla have theirs -- give the chimp a chance.





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Simpsons cast gets a hefty raise

The standoff between The Simpsons voice cast and series producer 20th Century Fox TV is over.

After months of negotiations, the cast of Fox's long-running animated series reached a new four-year deal with the studio during the weekend.

Under the pact, the top actors will be paid nearly $US400,000 per episode.

While this is lower than the reported $US500,000 the cast originally sought, it remains a significant increase from their current paychecks of about $US300,000 an episode.

By contrast, Charlie Sheen is the highest-paid sitcom star, reportedly earning $US350,000 per episode in 2006.

Additionally, Dan Castellaneta, who voices Homer Simpson and has penned several Simpsons episodes over the years, is being named a consulting producer.

Castellaneta and most of the other key Simpsons voice players - Julie Kavner (Marge), Nancy Cartwright (Bart), Yeardley Smith (Lisa) and Hank Azaria (Moe) - are slated to begin work on the upcoming 20th season.

As of Monday, the status of Harry Shearer, who voices Mr Burns and Ned Flanders, among other characters, was unclear.

Because of a last-minute snag, his deal did not close with the other cast members', and it was not clear if he would show up for work on Tuesday.

As a result of the drawn-out contract negotiations, the upcoming season of The Simpsons has been reduced by two episodes to 20.

While the deal makes the voice cast available for four more seasons, Fox has yet to order the animated comedy beyond season No. 20.

The Simpsons cast and 20th TV have been down this road before.

Most recently in 2004, the actors held up production of the 16th season by skipping two table reads during negotiations.

They ended up more than doubling their previous salary.





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I'm not getting married, says Johansson

Following much media speculation that she could be about to walk down the aisle, a representative for actress Scarlett Johansson has said the star and actor Ryan Reynolds aren't getting married.
A New York newspaper and websites had reported the 23-year-old was seen shopping for wedding dresses with her mother and sister in Los Angeles.
But Johansson's spokesperson told Usmagazine.com:  "A family member is getting married, not her. She is not engaged."

Glastonbury festival stage announces additions to line-up

The 2008 line-up for the popular Stonebridge Bar, located at the Park area of the Glastonbury festival, has been announced.

The likes of Toddla T and Man Like Me will play live at the bar. Various other DJs and live acts are set to perform over the weekend.

The line-up for the Stonebridge Bar at Glastonbury is:

June 26

The Heavenly Jukebox
Guilty Pleasures
Baggy Mondays
Breakin Bread

June 27

Robins Jukebox
Dad Rock
Hip-Hop Karaoke
Phil Harrison and Chris Parkin
Jon Hilcock (XFM)
Very Special Guest
Lou and Soph
Get Involved Club DJs
Richard Norris

June 28

Jeff's Jukebox reggae set
Bassclef
Secousse DJs with Esau Mwamwaya
Hip-Hop Karaoke
Heatwave DJs
Man Like Me
Deviate DJs
Leaf Troup
Toddla T
Grecoroman

June 29

Danny's Jukebox
Ben Swank
Ben UFO
Soulsavers
Huw Stephens and Sleeve Face DJs
Justin Speer
Drums of Death (DJ set)
Special Guest TBC

For more information and ticket details go to Glastonburyfestivals.co.uk.

Neil Diamond - Diamond Scores A Gem As Album Debuts At Number One In Us

NEIL DIAMOND has scored his first number one album in America.

The Sweet Caroline hitmaker's new release, Home Before Dark, has debuted at the top, claiming the biggest debut sales week in the crooner's career.

Toby Keith's hits album, 35 Biggest Hits, debuted in second place, while last week's number one, Madonna's Hard Candy, fell to three.

Former American Idol star Clay Aiken enters the new Billboard chart at four with On My Way Here and Mariah Carey's E=MC2 rounds out the top five.

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Amy Winehouse's family makes plea to leave singer alone

A member of Amy Winehouse's family has called in to a BBC Radio show to ask the press to leave the singer alone.

Sue, who did not give her last name, called in to BBC's 5Live following a discussion on drugs that used the singer as an example.

She said: "Please let her finish her rehabilitation - let her try to get off the stuff and then we'll have the Amy we all want.

"We're just trying to carry on our lives, if possible."

Sue said she was angry that Winehouse was being used as an example of drug abuse.

She added: "You keep bringing up that she's a teenage icon and what example is she setting. She's setting no example. She didn't want to be an example - all she wants to be is a singer and a songwriter.

"There are thousands of families going through the same tragic situation as us all over England and they're allowed to get on it quietly - and this is all we ask for Amy."

Sue also hit out at the paparazzi, saying: "Give it a break - stop printing all those nasty photos.

"Amy has the press knocking on her door at two o'clock, three o'clock in the morning and some of the photos of Amy at her worst is when she's had no sleep and gone downstairs to say 'Leave me alone, shut up, I want to go to sleep'."

When asked about Winehouse's recent incidents with the police Sue said: "Sometimes in our heart of hearts - and this is going to sound ever so bad - we wish she would be incarcerated and maybe that would help get her off the drugs."

Actor says Emmerdale changed his life

'Emmerdale' star Matthew Wolfenden has said that getting a role in the soap changed his life.
The actor, who plays David Metcalfe in the show, told the Press Association: "When I first started, I sat down with John Middleton, who plays Ashley. He said, 'When does your character first appear? Are you prepared for your life to change?' I always remember him saying that."
"It changes your life and your friends and families' lives as well. You can't go out without people wanting your picture on their camera phone."
"In the supermarket you constantly get people asking if you're 'that bloke off 'Emmerdale'," he said.
"You're on a soap and you're getting between six and eight million people watching a night. But you forget how many people watch it. I went to Las Vegas on holiday and had English people coming up for autographs."

Dr - Clapton Nelson Join Dr John On Angry New Orleans Album

Jazz and blues legend DR. JOHN has recorded a heartfelt homage to his native New Orleans with Eric Clapton and Willie Nelson.

Like many locals, Dr. John was left devastated when Hurricane Katrina destroyed the Louisiana city in 2005, and he's upset by the ongoing struggles there.

And so he rounded up friends like Clapton, Nelson, punk icon Ani DiFranco and film composer Terence Blanchard to join him as guests on his new album City That Care Forgot.

Clapton joins Dr. John on the track Time For A Change, while Nelson features on Promises, Promises.

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Cannes critics cool as festival nears end

A lack of memorable movies mean the 2008 Cannes film festival is unlikely to live long in the minds of many critics, who argue that after a solid start the main competition faded.